Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to hear in Spring Training withThe Mets
10. Omar just signed another back-up catcher!
9. And our 1st base platoon is: Mike Jacobs and Fernando Tatis!
8. Oh Crap… did Perez just run over Sandy Koufax with the bullpen cart?
7. Whattya mean Bay was just “kidding”? He’s going where?
6. Omar, did you hear the Royals just traded Zach Greinke? Hey… why is he wearing a Phillies hat?
5. And our 1st base platoon is: Mike Jacobs and Butch Huskey!
4. Hey! Omar was just able to get Zambrano!… umm… Victor Zambrano.
3. I was just reading about this other ponzie scheme that cost people millions… hey, why is Jeff and Fred crying?
2. Omar, Beltran is on the phone… something about another surgery?
1. Hey… is it me or is Reyes limping?